"comedy" blog

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

isacknewton:

isacknewton:

WHY CAN’T SHEEP BE THE PLURAL OF SHOOP INSTEAD LIKE GOOSE AND GEESE 

he got really mad cause he likes shoop better

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

the-feminist-fangirl:

I care about the problems of men. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they have to be stoic beasts incapable of emotion. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they are lust-filled monsters incapable of controlling their own libidos. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they cannot be raped or assaulted because the patriarchy believes women are too weak and inferior to be dangerous.

Feminists did not do this to you, other men did.

laserbabe:

i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys dont like girls with  short hair” thats like watching someone else make a sandwich for themselves and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i dont like tomatoes”